Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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