Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
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