I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
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That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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