Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Can I color on your dick again?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
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