i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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