So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
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Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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