Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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