That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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