google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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