I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
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I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
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Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything