Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
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He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
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I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.