you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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