Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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