I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
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I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
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I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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