apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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