I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I love having hate sex.
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his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
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My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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