brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
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I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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