So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
what day is it and did you see me today?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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