and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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