Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
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One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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