If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
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You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
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Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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