guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
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What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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