why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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