either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
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