So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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