So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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