im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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