K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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