I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
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You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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