They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
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Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
foreskin is a definite game changer
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Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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