Where did you get a picture of my penis
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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