He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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