i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
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after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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