I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
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idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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