at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
you had me at cake vodka
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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