people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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