My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
its not stalking. its research.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
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SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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