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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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