Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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