TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
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I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
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Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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