this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
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i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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