he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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