do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
