he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
