all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Watching her eat just hurts me
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
So much rum. So many feels.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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