im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
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i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
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There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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