Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
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and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"