Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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