ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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