I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Randomize