And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Michael Bay diarrhea
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
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We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
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I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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