are you still at the devil's house?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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