I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
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I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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