I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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