Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
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Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
When are your genitals available?
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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